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I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout.As you consider the possible ways to improve yourself and the world, you notice John Travolta seems fairly unhappy.Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello.His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights.Love is not like pizza.Standing on one's head at job interviews forms a lasting impression.The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit.I think I will the red car, or I will lease the blue one.Mary plays the piano.If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas.It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment.I'm confused: when people ask me what's up, and I point, they groan.She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night.Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to milk.It must be five o'clock somewhere.She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn't yet returned it.Honestly, I didn't care much for the first season, so I didn't bother with the second.Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic.The glacier came alive as the climbers hiked closer.She is happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed.For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke.I know many children ask for a pony, but I wanted a bicycle with rockets strapped to it.He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day.There's a growing trend among teenagers of using frisbees as go-cart wheels.The bird had a belief that it was really a groundhog.The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears.I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig.Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizardThe door swung to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants.It was the sandcastle he had ever seen.