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It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked.Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head.I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.He found the end of the rainbow and was surprised at what he found there.Situps are a terrible way to end your day.Don't piss in my garden and tell me you're trying to help my plants grow.Going from child, to childish, to childlike is a matter of time.The shark-infested South Pine channel was the way in or out.Mary plays the piano.As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevassePeanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past.The Guinea fowl flies through the air with the grace of a turtle.She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but they're also status symbols.At that moment he wasn't listening to music, he was living an experience.It must be five o'clock somewhere.Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his obsession.People keep telling me "orange" but I still prefer "pink".I want a giraffe, but I'm a turtle eating waffles.It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadn't been painted to look like the sky.The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance.put on these earmuffs because I can't you hear.I know many children ask for a pony, but I wanted a bicycle with rockets strapped to it.The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out.Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico.David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97.The water flowing down the river didn’t look that powerful from the carThe waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight.It's not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die.Sometimes, you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it to realise that isn’t so bad after .There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine.